The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.