The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bates's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.