The Hamstring Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Bates gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.