The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Bates finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.