The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.