The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.