The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bates stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bates drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.