The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.