The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bates is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.