The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.