The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.