The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.