The Snap Count Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.