The Snap Count Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.