The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.