The Late Scratch Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bates stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bates drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.