The Phantom Flag Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.