The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.