The Late Scratch Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.