The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Bates runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
80%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.