The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.