The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
90%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.