The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.
- Bates gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.