The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.