The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.