The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.