The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.