The Phantom Flag Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.