The Phantom Flag Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bates drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.