The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.