The Snap Count Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.