The Invisible Route Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.