The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Bates spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.