The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bates gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.