The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.