The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.