The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Bates catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
75%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bates, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.