The Hamstring Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Bates catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
75%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.