The Snap Count Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.