The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Ref: "Number Strange, that's a flag." Strange: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Strange spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
91%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Strange's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.