The Late Scratch Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Strange drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.