The Hamstring Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Strange is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
74%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Strange's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.