The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Strange, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.