The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Strange is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Strange scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.