The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Strange goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Strange's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.