The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Strange gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Strange, Strange, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.