The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Strange has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Strange scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.