The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Strange will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Strange scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.