The Late Scratch Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Strange tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Strange drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.