The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brenton Strange
Brenton Strange · JAX · TE
“Strange has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Strange's week
- Strange stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Strange sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Strange, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenton Strange in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenton Strange is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenton Strange actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.